• New Company Security Measures3March 4, 2010

    New Company Security Measures

    MEMORANDUM FOR ALL EMPLOYEES Subject: New Computer Security measures Per Company Instruction 5150.88.2, the following steps have been taken to secure Company...
  • Smoking made us more interesting9February 24, 2010

    Smoking made us more interesting

    We were more interesting when we smoked. Note that I didn’t say “healthier.” I didn’t say “better.” I didn’t say “stronger.”...
  • Wrestling With Ideas3February 3, 2010

    Wrestling With Ideas

    For about three months, I’ve wrestled with the idea of pulling the webcomic I draw and write offline. It’s been...
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    • 24. Forgetting All That Should Be Remembered
      "I'd say something like, 'He tasted salty,' but I don't want that put into the official record. So let's go with 'badabing badaboom' instead." -- From the official government transcript of government employee Savjetna Pennywise Fear of discovery by the two new prisoners faded into a somnambular state for Larry som […]
    • 23. Two Prisoners, One Cup
      “And there He was. I honestly peed a little. He had no clue about the other thing.” -- Axel Tubbs, Emteeveen television personality The conversation with Savjetna transitioned from an extended, sometimes loud exchange to a quiet night in alone in the apartment. That transitioned to a night’s sleep and a new day. A new day brought [...] […]
    • 22. Chain, Chain, Chain
      “The sheer chances of that starship hitting this planet at that time were mind-boggling. Astounding. I mean, choose your rhetorical response. However, it did hit that planet and landed just meters from where Larry Milk stood. I mean, seriously, what are the odds?” -- From “My Politics” by Adamants leader Ignacio Sheets Eight years before Larry Milk [...] […]
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