My new column about girlfriends, wives and partners surviving American football’s opening day is now up at An Army of Ermas. It includes nasty little tidbits about fantasy football, sleeping in the Prius, and more. Here’s a snippet:
What you need to understand is that this is our day; a day when testosterone waves crash upon rocks of masculinity; a day when guys will make a belch long enough to sound like a Metallica tune; when under arm fart noises and the discussion of the hottest “Charmed” sister means something. It’s a celebration of guns and boobs and cussing and liquor and gambling, a 24-hour men’s day spa and the 32 NFL teams across the country are the hands pressing into our skin.
The column is here: http://www.anarmyofermas.com/2010/08/advice-on-surviving-opening-day-of.html
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